Because Apparently, Drama Isn’t Gonna Start Itself. Got a friend, coworker, or family member who thrives on chaos like it’s a career path? This shirt is the gift they absolutely deserve, whether they know it or not. Featuring a big ol’ tangle of jumper cables and the kind of insult that’s almost a compliment, this tee is the perfect blend of petty, passive-aggressive, and painfully accurate.
Highlights: • Soft, durable cotton that can handle all the sparks they cause • Bold black print that says what you're thinking... so you don’t have to • Great gift for instigators, pot-stirrers, or anyone who can’t stay out of group chats
Start something - or at least wear something that does
Product features - Without side seams for a smoother appearance and reduced fabric waste. - Ribbed collar for elasticity and shape retention. - Shoulder tape for stability and durability. - Made from 100% ring-spun cotton for a lightweight and comfortable feel. - Ethically sourced cotton, certified for safety and quality assurance.
Care instructions - Do not dryclean - Do not bleach - Tumble dry: low heat - Iron, steam or dry: low heat - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors
