{"title":"Drinkables","description":"","products":[{"product_id":"cute-cat-grim-reaper-accent-coffee-mug-perfect-for-coffee-tea-cat-lovers","title":"Death Before Decaf Cute Cat Grim Reaper Mug","description":"\u003ch2\u003eThe Ultimate Morning Ritual, Dead or Alive\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eElevate your daily brew with an accent mug that perfectly balances cozy comfort with an inevitable end. It’s the perfect companion for your morning tea, infusions, or dark roasts, bringing a sharp touch of humor and a lot of personality to your kitchen or workspace. Crafted from durable white ceramic, the contrast between the pastel exterior artwork and the bold colored interior makes it a striking, conversational statement piece for anyone who prefers their morning routine with a side of the macabre.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eDetails\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eThe Pastel Purr-Fection\u003c\/b\u003e - High-contrast, vibrant printing showcases three beautifully soft pastel Grim Reaper cats wrapped completely around the mug with an elegant \u003ci\u003eDeath Before Decaf\u003c\/i\u003e script.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eA Pop of Shadow \u003c\/b\u003e- Features a glossy white exterior paired with a vibrant, eye-catching colored interior, available in black or one of the matching pastel shades to fit your mood.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003ePremium Ceramic Build\u003c\/b\u003e - Solid, thick-walled ceramic construction that feels substantial in your hands while keeping your potion of choice perfectly warm.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eProduct Features\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eCompact 11oz Capacity\u003c\/b\u003e - The ideal size for your daily caffeine ritual, herbal brews, or workspace desktop companion.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eMicrowave-Safe\u003c\/b\u003e - Perfect for reheating your drinks when you get too distracted plotting your day.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eDishwasher-Safe\u003c\/b\u003e - Effortless cleanup so you can spend less time scrubbing and more time enjoying the afterlife.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eLead and BPA-Free\u003c\/b\u003e - Completely non-toxic materials ensuring a safe, clean sip every single time.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eCare Instructions\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cblockquote\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eTo keep your pastel reapers looking vibrant for eternity, clean in the dishwasher or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/blockquote\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"11oz \/ Black","offer_id":50986395697455,"sku":"29833240226708093863","price":9.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"11oz \/ Pink","offer_id":50986395730223,"sku":"89830935550142298676","price":9.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"11oz \/ Light Blue","offer_id":50986395762991,"sku":"12216706906511914847","price":9.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0868\/8313\/9887\/files\/12678664121122950763_2048.jpg?v=1738780354"},{"product_id":"shut-the-fuh-cup-mug","title":"Shut the Fuh Cup\/Mug","description":"\u003cp\u003eLet’s be honest: some days, a polite \"good morning\" feels like an unprovoked attack. If you’re looking to bypass the forced office pleasantries or need a silent shield against agonizingly long meetings, this mug is your new best friend. This white ceramic mug delivers the ultimate blend of clean, elegant script and pure, unapologetic boundary-setting. 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