{"title":"Accessories","description":"","products":[{"product_id":"custom-thanks-for-not-keychain","title":"Custom \"Thanks for not...\" Keychain","description":"\u003ch3\u003e\u003cb\u003eGet Ready to Raise... Eyebrows\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBypass the boring, sentimental gifts and give your parents something that will actually incite laughter, or a swift slap on the arm. This double-sided wooden keychain delivers the ultimate blend of crisp studio craftsmanship and pure, unapologetic crassness. It’s the perfect icebreaker for family dinners, holiday gatherings, and any other situation where you don't mind the risk of being written out of the will.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cb\u003eDetails:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003ePremium Wood \u0026amp; Heavy-Duty Hardware\u003c\/b\u003e - Durable blanks paired with a solid metal split ring that actually holds up, even if thrown at your head.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eDouble-Sided Design\u003c\/b\u003e - A delightfully inappropriate joke on the front, and a clean space for your name on the back.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eIdeal For\u003c\/b\u003e - Father’s Day, Mother’s Day, or a casual gag gift to test your parents' emotional boundaries.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cb\u003eProduct Features:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eCrisp Contrast Finish\u003c\/b\u003e - Precision laser-engraved right in our studio for a dark, permanent burn that won't rub off, fade, or soften the blow.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eBuilt to Last\u003c\/b\u003e - Made from durable, smooth wood blanks that show off every detail of our twisted sense of humor.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003ePocket-Friendly\u003c\/b\u003e - Sleek and comfortable in your pocket, even if the message inside is a little rough around the edges.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cb\u003eHow to Customize:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePlease enter the exact name or names you want engraved after \u003cb\u003e\"Love,\"\u003c\/b\u003e in the custom text box before adding to your cart.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cblockquote\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e⚠️ \u003cb\u003eCRITICAL WARNING:\u003c\/b\u003e Please double-check your spelling. Our laser engraves \u003ci\u003eexactly\u003c\/i\u003e what you type. If you typo your own name, that's between you and your therapist. We cannot offer returns on custom orders!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/blockquote\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003ci\u003e\u003cb\u003eNote:\u003c\/b\u003e Our mom loved her version... she actually appreciated the humor. Your mileage with your own parents may vary.\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Twisted Sisters Studio","offers":[{"title":"Father's Day","offer_id":58085606850863,"sku":null,"price":14.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0868\/8313\/9887\/files\/Gemini_Generated_Image_nqwrzfnqwrzfnqwr.png?v=1781713628"}],"url":"https:\/\/twistedsistersstudio.myshopify.com\/collections\/accessories.oembed","provider":"Twisted Sisters Studio","version":"1.0","type":"link"}